Care to get in touch? Nothing could be easier. Use this handy-dandy form to send me an email and tell me what’s on your mind.

If you want to sell me something, I feel I should just mention that you’re wasting your time. I don’t really care about that but you’ll be wasting my time, too. Even if you offer me something I want desperately, I won’t buy it from you if you are rude and tacky enough to use this method to approach me.

I have a pretty wide contrary streak. Just so you know.